I've been hearing a lot more frequently lately people using the phrase "What the Eff," pronouncing the abbreviation of the F word as the letter itself. It makes sense that it should live on a shirt of its own.

I sat down eating a bowl the other day and this occurred to me

Don't mess with Epic Beard Guy!

It's a cute Hippo giving a playful Raspberry. (Calvin and Hobbes style)

This might not be very clear for the less technically inclined, but any computer geeks will probably get the humor of this design immediately. In software, recursion is when a function calls itself over and over and over again. This shirt turns that concept into something tangible by printing a shirt on a shirt printed on a shirt printed on a shirt printed on a shirt...

In other words: function shirt() { shirt() }

Anyone who's seen "I Love You, Man" probably remembers well many of the very hilarious scenes from that movie. In one of those, the main character is slappin' a little air bass guitar while trying to do a Jamaican accent, but instead sounds Irish as a leprechaun.

This is my rendition of that memorable scene.

Everyone is probably pretty familiar with the term "beer goggles." It's used to describe the affect alcohol has on a person in the way it makes others look a bit more attractive than you would normally think under sober conditions.

The meat of this design is the optical double entendre represented by the beer and goggles themselves. It's slightly less than subtle, but with any luck might subconsciously help a bloke nail a girl under the influence of her own alcohol-induced beer goggles.

This is a pretty obvious play on words for our female friends of the lesbian persuasion.

My take on an age-old pun. The idea came to me while having breakfast this morning. (Yes, I eat my cereal with a serrated-edged Rambo knife. So what?)

All drawn from scratch (as you can probably tell). Feedback desired.

This is another drawing I came up with in high school and have sketched for about 15 years.

This version is just the cow's head by itself. I figure it'd be a cute little number that kids and even grown up gals might like.

Cute little saying which has been said many times before, but Adam Savage said it at the end of Mythbusters and I thought it might make a good shirt with a good design. This definitely isn't the best, but I thought it too cute a phrase to pass up.

This is a follow up to my first design in this "genre." It's a bit more over the top and I wasn't even going to attempt it, but some people seem to like the idea, so I thought I'd give it a go. :)

This is another math joke with what should be an obvious meaning. Pi is an irrational number. The text displays a message that could be from the wearer of the shirt or from the π symbol. You can let the observer decide or just act irrationally and remove all doubt.

I tried to get a little creative here, but I'm not sure how it turned out. Please let me know if you think plain old text without all the artistry might be better. I also considered using the square root of 2 instead of pi. Would that have been better?

Just a nice way for you to spread joy to everyone around you.

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